Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/2/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lucky Charms, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, […]
Tag: Will Smith
Ripping The Headlines Today, 4/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about singer Billy Joel, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/4/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Putin’s long meeting table, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]
Allergies To Oscar Slaps
At some point, as I was cleaning carpets Saturday, I raised some kind of allergen in the dust that laid me out like getting punched by Will Smith. Don’t worry, I’m not going to dwell […]
Things That Will Smith Has Publicly Smacked Me Upside The Head For
Mentioning to him that if he didn’t start taking more showers that he would be better known as the “Rank Prince Of Bel-Air”. That I wished someone would stuff him back in that Aladdin bottle […]
Alien Probe May Arrive, Says Harvard Researchers
With all the major news happening in the world, you may have missed this startling story. Aliens are headed our way. The Pan-STARRS telescope in Hawaii first spotted an unusual object in space on October […]
An open letter to Alejandro González Iñárritu – Acclaimed Director of Babel; Biutiful; Birdman and The Revenant.
Dear Alejandro González Iñárritu, Among the 19 faces below who have never won an Oscar, there’s a certain someone who never should. For the sake of anonymity, we’ll call him Will Smith. I was hoping […]
Family Wall Insulation.
We all feel ignored sometimes and it’s not a nice feeling. When you feel ignored, the best thing to do is to find someone who is being ignored more than you are. This will instantly […]