If I wanted a Nic Travolta t-shirt, I would have asked for one.

The one thing I don’t want in life is bitterness. The only time I have ever been bitter was when I drank a pint of bitter on a bitter cold night, listening to “Bittersweet Symphony” by The Verve. Ever since the day before yesterday, all I’ve ever wanted was not to be bitter and a John Travolta t-shirt. To say I’m bitter right now is a massive understatement. Right now I’m as cheesed off with life as a great big cheese grater that’s really cheesed off in a great big way. It was my birthday. I asked for a small present. It wasn’t a lot to ask for. That’s why I thought I would have a good chance of getting it. A John Travolta t-shirt is what I asked for. A John Travolta t-shirt was not the present I was presented with:

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6 thoughts on “If I wanted a Nic Travolta t-shirt, I would have asked for one.”

    1. Ah you only think you do! It’s all one big lie Tom, that’s NOT Nic Cage! They’ll try and invent some story about having a different face or whatnot but don’t believe a word of it!

  1. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal was that they couldn’t deliver the tee shirt of your dreams. We need to talk to your family and friends!

    1. I ask them for nothing. If I want something n this life, I go out and steal it myself. I asked them for one thing, for one small thing and could they manage to even get that right? No they couldn’t and do you know why? Bon Jovi, that’s why!

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