I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t get why women dig him so much. Am I the only one who thinks he has a big head and girly legs?
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It’s not the size of a man’s head that matters Bill, it’s the size of his beer cooler. 😉
I have heard variations of that! 😉
The skirt clashes with the jacket and the tie.
He needs a gay male friend who won’t hesitate to tell him when he looks awful and suggest better ways to dress.
I’m not gonna lie, I got some hate mail over this one!
I can’t ever remember him wearing shorts in a film. This explains why.
He’s probably very careful with the films he accepts!
See, you can’t hold yourself up to those airbrushed celebrity pics. Unattainable standards as usual!!
It’s those damn publicists that Maura was telling us about!
I do like his skirt though. And I am a bit upset he has better legs than me.
This is how Jill Y started out Don Don’s. Next you’ll have his poster of your wall! 😉
I don’t get the fascination as well. There are times his head appears a little too narrow for his body. In a former life, I consorted with a lot of Hollywood stars and I believe we’re just as good looking. The only difference is that we can’t afford cosmetic surgery and a team of publicists to convince the public at large that we’re good looking.
Well said. I’m trying to get Jill Y to save up to pay for my cosmetic surgery and I nearly have enough money myself to pay for the team of publicists! 😉
It’s not the size of a man’s head that matters Bill, it’s the size of his beer cooler. 😉
I have heard variations of that! 😉
The skirt clashes with the jacket and the tie.
He needs a gay male friend who won’t hesitate to tell him when he looks awful and suggest better ways to dress.
I’m not gonna lie, I got some hate mail over this one!
I can’t ever remember him wearing shorts in a film. This explains why.
He’s probably very careful with the films he accepts!
See, you can’t hold yourself up to those airbrushed celebrity pics. Unattainable standards as usual!!
It’s those damn publicists that Maura was telling us about!
I do like his skirt though. And I am a bit upset he has better legs than me.
This is how Jill Y started out Don Don’s. Next you’ll have his poster of your wall! 😉
I don’t get the fascination as well. There are times his head appears a little too narrow for his body. In a former life, I consorted with a lot of Hollywood stars and I believe we’re just as good looking. The only difference is that we can’t afford cosmetic surgery and a team of publicists to convince the public at large that we’re good looking.
Well said. I’m trying to get Jill Y to save up to pay for my cosmetic surgery and I nearly have enough money myself to pay for the team of publicists! 😉