Unicorn Bites 9/30/13
Whatever, rich people with wine cellars. I don't need any fancy shelves because I store my wine in my stomach like an adult. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 30, 2013 My wife: “Get […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/6/13
My wife accused me of doing nothing all day. It’s like she thinks all of these empty beer cans drank themselves. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 6, 2013 You’re the most likely to […]
Sethghazi – The Scandal of the Oscars?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS! It’s Sethghazi! The internets is teeming with horrified reports! No, not that Zero Dark Thirty is a joint Hollywood-CIA production that is more domestic PSYOPS than entertainment. No, NOT the rallying around the movie […]
The evolution of Amy’s neck
The evolution of Amy’s neck is something none of us understand. Even though we all want to know the story, we’ll never ask about her femininity or the orchard of Adam’s apples on her neck. […]