Unicorn Bites 5/21/14

Daycare lady: Your 4-year-old pretended to be a Jedi and attacked a kid. Right answer: It won’t happen again. What I said: Was he a Sith? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2014 My wife […]

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If I can lend a hand…

That I am not already brilliant at everything is a notion that is foreign to me. I’m not saying you shouldn’t try to improve yourself because you should but let’s not talk about you right now. […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/9/14

Things my 3-year-old said she wants to be today: 1) teacher 2) astronaut 3) Jedi 4) dinosaur Things she never wants to be: 1) quiet — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2014 My 1-year-old calls […]

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