Unicorn Bites 5/21/14
Daycare lady: Your 4-year-old pretended to be a Jedi and attacked a kid. Right answer: It won’t happen again. What I said: Was he a Sith? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2014 My wife […]
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Unicorn Bites 4/24/14
1-year-old daughter: *throws a fit* Me: What’s she mad about? Wife: Being awake. I get it, kid. I get it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2014 I’m devastated I didn’t get invited to Kim […]