Unicorn Bites 6/19/14
Relationship status: My wife asked me what my favorite color was and then told me I was wrong. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 20, 2014 I always hate the boring few weeks between when Kim […]
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Unicorn Bites 4/24/14
1-year-old daughter: *throws a fit* Me: What’s she mad about? Wife: Being awake. I get it, kid. I get it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 24, 2014 I’m devastated I didn’t get invited to Kim […]