Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a Russian freighter, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. […]
Tag: Angelina Jolie
From Jedi to The Jetsons – The Watering Down Of The Force
Sigh! Jedi Masters just ain’t what they used to be! At one time they were of the caliber of Sir Alec Guiness, the original Obi-Wan Kenobi, a proven hero whose name had the extra fortification […]
The Brangelina Tragedy – Jolie divorces Brad Pitt. Inspired by Anthony and Cleopatra
BRAD This foul ex-Lara Croft, she hath betrayed me: The foulest gossip papers hath besmudged me; and yonder In the forums, publications, they desecrate me. Triple-turn’d whore, they call me in the press; ’tis thou […]
I think I know what the root cause of my problem is.
Allow me to present a hypothetical situation. If you were attracted to a tree, you may very well think that it’s a fairly unusual attraction to have and of course, you would be right. You […]
Raging Doctors! – What’s Wrong With This Picture?
The ad that appears below is possibly one of the most bizarre ads I have ever seen. When I first saw it, without reading the words, I thought it was an ad for domestic abuse, […]
I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie
On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps […]
In the year 2032
There’s no easy way to say this. You’re not going to believe me when I tell you that I have a time machine. Then I’ll tell you about an event that happens in the future […]