The Brangelina Tragedy – Jolie divorces Brad Pitt. Inspired by Anthony and Cleopatra

BRAD This foul ex-Lara Croft, she hath betrayed me: The foulest gossip papers hath besmudged me; and yonder In the forums, publications, they desecrate me. Triple-turn’d whore, they call me in the press; ’tis thou […]

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I think I know what the root cause of my problem is.

Allow me to present a hypothetical situation. If you were attracted to a tree, you may very well think that it’s a fairly unusual attraction to have and of course, you would be right. You […]

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Face On

Jill Y is perfect. I tell her this all the time because it’s true. She never leaves the toilet seat up, never leaves the bar while it’s open and always does the thing with the […]

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I Killed My Boyfriend and All I Got Was This Crappy Lifetime Movie

On Saturday night, Lifetime premiered their movie Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret. I can’t help but wonder if Jodi Arias had loftier Hollywood expectations when she pictured her story being made into a movie. Perhaps […]

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In the year 2032

There’s no easy way to say this. You’re not going to believe me when I tell you that I have a time machine. Then I’ll tell you about an event that happens in the future […]

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