http://gty.im/458844966 8 Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate by Paul Lander Just by adding “Oy Vey” to a ‘Rolling Stone’ lyric, the band sounds their actual age: I can’t get no satisfaction, oy […]
Sometimes Albert (yes, I know he’s dead but work with me) and I wonder, what if Pink Floyd didn’t put another brick in the wall? What if Kenny Roger’s never met up with the gambler? […]
According to both Russian and American space authorities, nobody has ever had sex in space. (Popular Mechanics, February 2016) Wealthy people don’t watch a lot of TV. (Money, March 2016) The more sleep you […]
If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]
Steven Tyler looks if Mick Jagger and Angelina had a baby and she bottle fed it Heroin until it was 65.