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8 Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate

November 10, 2016
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Embed from Getty Images   8 Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate by Paul Lander   Just by adding “Oy Vey” to a ‘Rolling Stone’ lyric, the band sounds their actual age: I can’t get…

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Unsolved Musical Mysteries

May 21, 2016
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Sometimes Albert (yes, I know he’s dead but work with me) and I wonder, what if Pink Floyd didn’t put another brick in the wall?  What if Kenny Roger’s never met up with the gambler? …

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ALLIGATORS, LIP GLOSS AND SEX IN SPACE: WHAT I LEARNED FROM MAGAZINES THIS WEEK

February 29, 2016
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  According to both Russian and American space authorities, nobody has ever had sex in space. (Popular Mechanics, February 2016) Wealthy people don’t watch a lot of TV. (Money, March 2016) The more sleep you…

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Unicorn Bites 3/7/14

March 7, 2014
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If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face*…

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The Face of Steven Tyler

July 12, 2012
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Steven Tyler looks if Mick Jagger and Angelina had a baby and she bottle fed it Heroin until it was 65. Ben TotushekI am a Rhode Island native. I went to Alaska when I was…

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