Mocha Coffee Creamer and Why Can’t Find It At Your Store

American Appetizer MOCHA COFFEE CREAMER INGREDIENTS 4 cups half and half 6 tablespoons sugar 6 tablespoons cocoa powder 2 teaspoons vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSILS 2-to-3 screw-top bottles or jars. Makes 4 cups. Takes 15 minutes […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/7/14

If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]

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When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.

The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]

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