The driver of this car is a Bartender but he can’t make any shots!

You think, I think, most of us think. I like to think I’m a big Star Wars fan but there’s always someone out there who’s willing to go the extra mile:

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My Imaginary Son Should Really Know Better.

Sometimes my imaginary son lets me play with his toys. He shouldn’t:

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I can’t get no sleep.

I’m a big fan of the naturally recurring state characterised by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles or as I like to call it, sleep. Sleeping is associated […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/12/14

Boss: Your outfit is inappropriate Me: It’s casual day B: You’re in stormtrooper armor M: Am I overdressed? I have a sleeveless version. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 12, 2014 I admire optimists. It takes […]

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When there are so many words that can be used, it’s hard to know the right ones to use.

The girl on the train doesn’t even know I exist. This is evident by her “you don’t exist to me” t-shirt. I tried for 257 consecutive days to work up the courage to speak to […]

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Get A Taste Of The Dark Side

Many moons ago, I wanted to work for a certain company that encouraged creativity and imagination. I was just out of college and had little work experience. I knew three other people who were interviewing […]

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