Relocated – verb – re·lo·cat·ed, re·lo·cat·ing, re·lo·cates – Thirsty Dave relocated the fridge with the free beer from their office to our house.

Yesterday, Thirsty Dave attempted his most challenging role yet when he dressed up as a beer outside a brewery and attempted to act sober. Unfortunately that job proved too much for him as he had […]

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Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person

I saw a sign on Pinterest that read  “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.”  As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/7/14

If your boyfriend says he’d catch a grenade for you, don’t be flattered. Clearly he’d rather die than stay in that relationship. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2014 Me: *splashes warm water on face* […]

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