Yesterday, Thirsty Dave attempted his most challenging role yet when he dressed up as a beer outside a brewery and attempted to act sober. Unfortunately that job proved too much for him as he had a 7 hour liquid lunch and would later become both intoxicated and unemployed.
We don’t have much information on the job he started today however we are in possession of the fridge they used to have in their office before the thirsty one relocated it to our house.
Bill Y, I have to defend Thirsty Dave here and Bill Spencer, I fear a world where you and Bill Y meet in person.
If Bill Y and I ever meet, I expect Pundemonium.
That is pundeniable.
I don’t know Don Don’s, we already have a fridge.
Why are the Durex condoms in a refrigerator? Just askin’.
The candies clearly identify this as a refrigerator in the UK, so why is it stocked with Budweiser? Is that considered a good beer in the UK? Is it just a CHEAP beer?
The condoms and Budweiser combination reminds me of a limerick:
There once was a girl named Ann-Heuser
Who said no man could surprise ‘er.
But along came a man named Gibbons
And untied her Blue Ribbons
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
I wish I knew even one of those answers.
You just can’t beat aabba rhythms.