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Atlanta Brisket and Particle Accelerators

January 9, 2018
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American Entree ATLANTA BRISKET INGREDIENTS 3½ pounds beef brisket ½ teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 1¼ cups ketchup or bottled chili sauce 1 packet instant onion soup mix…

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When I first met Jill Y, she told me she liked bad boys so I poured her a drink and the rest as they say, is history…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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I told them I wanted one of the little coffees that taste like concentrated paint stripper and it cost me 40$…

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Relocated – verb – re·lo·cat·ed, re·lo·cat·ing, re·lo·cates – Thirsty Dave relocated the fridge with the free beer from their office to our house.

Yesterday, Thirsty Dave attempted his most challenging role yet when he dressed up as a beer outside a brewery and attempted to act sober. Unfortunately that job proved too much for him as he had…

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Deflate-Gate? Enough Gates, Already

January 28, 2015
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Embed from Getty Images   DEFLATEGATE? ENOUGH GATES, ALREADY! I’ve been asked to write about Deflategate. In other words, I’m under pressure to talk about under-pressured footballs. And worse, yet, to call it Deflategate. No!…

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Companies Scramble to Buy Xmas Air Time on Northern Lights

November 25, 2014
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Companies Scramble to Buy Xmas Air Time on Northern Lights

New technology that enables companies to show commercials on the Aurora Borealis or Northern Lights has triggered a bidding war for air time on one of Mother Nature’s most spectacular light shows. The Northern Lights…

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Election Day Lessons

November 5, 2014
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I’m not sure if you noticed, but yesterday was Election Day. Depending on who you bet on, today either feels like the beginning of something good or you expect one of the four horsemen of…

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Mandeep The Popular

Mandeep The Popular

Sugartastic Daddy John sat back and surveyed his kingdom. He was a certain age, with a list of accomplishments as long as a minus symbol and enough money to last him until lunch. He was…

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Maybe you should not have asked me what I thought?

Maybe you should not have asked me what I thought?

“Religion is the opium of the people” are famous words associated with Karl Marx. Jill Y asked me what I thought. I told her that I thought Bon Jovi were the worst band ever, that…

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Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.

Despite my vast knowledge of The 2 Stooges and the trick where I make beer disappear, there isn’t any logic that can come close to explaining the absurd anomaly that this is.

I think it was someone smart who said something with lots of big words that most of us couldn’t understand and by most of us, I mean me and by me, I mean, only me.…

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