Sometimes Albert (yes, I know he’s dead but work with me) and I wonder, what if Pink Floyd didn’t put another brick in the wall? What if Kenny Roger’s never met up with the gambler? What if Maroon-5 didn’t have the moves like Jagger? What if Prince’s dove wouldn’t cry? What if Cyndi Lauper’s girls didn’t want to have fun? What if Meatloaf didn’t want to do anything for love? What if Gladys Knight and the Pips train never left Georgia at midnight? What if Mick Jagger did get no satisfaction? What if I wasn’t happy and I didn’t know it and I never clapped my hands? And, last but far from least, what if the Carpenters birds suddenly disappeared every time you were near? Hmm? Unsolved musical mysteries.