Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway. Does anyone want to swap […]
Tag: bra
Boob One And Boob Two
After two wallet thefts within a six- month time frame, I decided to give up carrying a purse. So where was I to carry my wallet and my cell phone? Pockets? I don’t know about […]
The Big Bag of Bras
Not many people know about me what I’m about to reveal to you. I – uh oh, maybe I shouldn’t share – do I dare? OK, I’m going to risk it – one of my […]
Unicorn Bites 7/22/14
Wife: I need to get something off my chest. Me:*reaches for her bra* Wife: Are you really that dumb? Me: Wife: Me:*reaches for her bra* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 23, 2014 Based on what people think of Marilyn Monroe […]
My Favorites for the World Cup Semifinals
Brazil over Germany. I’m feeling very hemispheric right. I’m also upset about the vicious tackle that took out a Brazilian star. I didn’t see it, but still. I just got reminded how West Germany and Austria […]
Possibility of ogle is proportional to bra size
Today was just a day of learning, understanding and learning to understand. If you had of told me yesterday that I would understand probability, I probably would have laughed at you because I had a […]
Massive, Heaving, Pendulous Breasts?
You and I have something in common. You and I know when it’s time to go to sleep. But here’s where we’re alone. Your MASSIVE, HEAVING, PENDULOUS BREASTS, do not. So, if your MASSIVE, HEAVING […]