Hurry Up and Wait
Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. They say you spend one-third of your life sleeping, but some days we feel like we spend the other two-thirds of […]
Tag: doctor’s office
Let’s see who measures up, shall we?
I noticed a weird bruise on my arm last week on Thursday. By Friday it had morphed into something that looked like a bear climbing a tree. It didn’t hurt. I had no recollection of […]
Unicorn Bites 7/22/14
Wife: I need to get something off my chest. Me:*reaches for her bra* Wife: Are you really that dumb? Me: Wife: Me:*reaches for her bra* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 23, 2014 Based on what people think of Marilyn Monroe […]