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Hurry Up and Wait

November 28, 2018November 29, 2018 The Word Mavens

Joyce Eisenberg and Ellen Scolnic write, speak and blog together as The Word Mavens. They say you spend one-third of your life sleeping, but some days we feel like we spend the other two-thirds of […]

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October 18, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Fortunately, Mr. Munch, love the name, deposits his paychecks directly to the car dealership. And now a haiku for car repair bills.   #$%@@! $%#&* %^(*{!@ !@#%*+ ++|! !@#@@##   – Paul the Bad Artist […]

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