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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

February 2, 2015
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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks.   Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey,…

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Bad Artist #26, Technology

January 22, 2015
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Bad Artist #26, Technology

ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold?   ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to…

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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

December 30, 2014
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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus.   CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. –…

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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

December 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me.   MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful  …

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Bad Artist #21, Driving

December 16, 2014
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Bad Artist #21, Driving

DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me.   DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to…

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Bad Artist #20, Grammar

December 7, 2014
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Bad Artist #20, Grammar

GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date.   GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist…

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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

December 4, 2014
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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time.   LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I…

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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

November 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #18, Thanksgiving Preparation

THANKSGIVING HAIKU #1 Defrost, damn turkey! The guests will be arriving In only one hour.   THANKSGIVING HAIKU #2 Feck! No potatoes! Dear, will you go to the store? What again? You dope.   THANKSGIVING…

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Bad Artist #17, Appreciation

November 19, 2014
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Bad Artist #17, Appreciation

CARBON HAIKU #1 Carbon, oh carbon! Though you’re the eight element I like you the best.   CARBON HAIKU #2 Carbon, oh carbon! You’re in every pencil, and all grammar schools.   – Paul R.…

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Bad Artist #16, Churches

November 17, 2014
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Bad Artist #16, Churches

CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move.   CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So…

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