Bad Artist #16, Churches
CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #1 I fly through the air With such magnificent ease Because you will not move. CHURCH POLE VAULTING HAIKU #2 You are quite unable To move toward the middle. So […]
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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind. SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients? – Paul R. De Lancey, […]
Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance
INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you. […]
Bad Artist #13, Golf
GOLF HAIKU “@#$@ ^&%# $#@ @#$&*(+ “#V%^! $%#_+( @@@#$$%% !$&^*) “j#X!.? @#@ <>,. $#%!!” – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available […]
Bad Artist #12, Writing
FIRST WRITING HAIKU My novel’s stalled. How shall I save the hero? So I write haiku. SECOND WRITING HAIKU I can’t write the scene. Words fail me. I keep hearing, Iggy piggy poo. […]
Bad Artist #11, Manners
Manners Haiku Be nice and say please Clean up after your murders. Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are […]
Bad Artist #10, Computers
Love Haiku My dear sweet darling I love you even more than I hate computers. – Paul R. De Lancey, Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are […]
Bad Artist #9, The Scream
Fortunately, Mr. Munch, love the name, deposits his paychecks directly to the car dealership. And now a haiku for car repair bills. #$%@@! $%#&* %^(*{!@ !@#%*+ ++|! !@#@@## – Paul the Bad Artist […]
Bad Artist #8, Chiseling
Very Simple Chiseling Haiku Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, oops. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial […]
Bad Artist #7, Well Hello, Dali!
Salvador Dali and Comcast Modern Art Haiku I don’t understand you And you do not understand me Let’s have a root beer. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. […]