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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

November 15, 2014
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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind.   SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients?   – Paul R. De Lancey,…

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Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance

November 11, 2014
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Bad Artist #14, Medical Insurance

  INSURANCE HAIKU #1 I call insurance. I see continents drifting While I wait, wait, wait   INSURANCE HAIKU #2 The check’s in the mail. Your call is very important. We’ll be right with you.…

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Bad Artist #13, Golf

November 4, 2014
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Bad Artist #13, Golf

GOLF HAIKU “@#$@ ^&%# $#@ @#$&*(+ “#V%^! $%#_+( @@@#$$%% !$&^*) “j#X!.? @#@ <>,. $#%!!”   – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available…

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Bad Artist #12, Writing

November 2, 2014
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Bad Artist #12, Writing

FIRST WRITING HAIKU My novel’s stalled. How shall I save the hero? So I write haiku.   SECOND WRITING HAIKU I can’t write the scene. Words fail me. I  keep hearing, Iggy piggy poo.  …

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Bad Artist #11, Manners

October 28, 2014
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Bad Artist #11, Manners

Manners Haiku Be nice and say please Clean up after your murders. Always say thank you. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are…

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Bad Artist #10, Computers

October 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #10, Computers

  Love Haiku My dear sweet darling I love you even more than I hate computers. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are…

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Bad Artist #9, The Scream

October 18, 2014
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Bad Artist #9, The Scream

Fortunately, Mr. Munch, love the name, deposits his paychecks directly to the car dealership. And now a haiku for car repair bills.   #$%@@! $%#&* %^(*{!@ !@#%*+ ++|! !@#@@##   – Paul the Bad Artist…

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Bad Artist #8, Chiseling

October 14, 2014
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Bad Artist #8, Chiseling

Very Simple Chiseling Haiku Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, oops. – Paul the Bad Artist   Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial…

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Bad Artist #7, Well Hello, Dali!

October 10, 2014
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Bad Artist #7, Well Hello, Dali!

Salvador Dali and Comcast Modern Art Haiku I don’t understand you And you do not understand me Let’s have a root beer. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders.…

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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

October 3, 2014
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Bad Artist #6, Lemons

LEMON HAIKU Dear yellow lemon, You so look like a grenade, But make lemonade. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As…

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