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HOPress Highlights Talented Moms Dorothy Rosby and Margie Cherry for Mother’s Day

April 12, 2017
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As the most important holiday of the year approaches—yes, Mother’s Day—there is no holiday more important. It would behoove you not to argue with this premise.  Who doesn’t love a mother? Not sure of what…

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Shrimp and Grits and Portraits

December 14, 2016
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American Entree SHRIMP AND GRITS INGREDIENTS 1 cup chicken broth ¾ cup milk 2½ cups water 1 cup grits ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons butter 1¾ cups grated Cheddar cheese 1 garlic…

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Chicken Banh Mi and Van Gogh, potato painter

December 7, 2015
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Vietnamese Entree CHICKEN BANH MI INGREDIENTS 4 8″ baguettes (not overly cripsy) 3 medium carrots ¼ pound daikon 3 tablespoons sugar ½ cup rice vinegar 2 Thai red chiles or jalapeños 1 tablespoon lime juice…

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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

February 2, 2015
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Bad Artist #27, Miracles

Diaper Haiku #1 Oh you diapers, You need better fragrances. The standard one stinks.   Diaper Haiku #2 Sam changed a di’per His wife will forever hear Of this selfless deed. – Paul De Lancey,…

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Bad Artist #26, Technology

January 22, 2015
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Bad Artist #26, Technology

ON HOLD HAIKU #1 You put me on hold What’d I ever do to you To be put on hold?   ON HOLD HAIKU #1 I am still on hold I feel my will to…

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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

December 30, 2014
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Bad Artist #23, Christmas

CHRISTMAS HAIKU #1 I will always know Why this day is so special. Thank you, Jesus.   CHRISTMAS HAIKU #2 Didn’t shop Walmart. Christmas lights up for next year. I must have been good. –…

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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

December 25, 2014
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Bad Artist #22, My Wish

MY WISH HAIKU #1 May 2015 Be as wonderful to you As you are to me.   MY WISH HAIKU #2 You brighten my life, Friend, with everything you do. I am so grateful  …

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Bad Artist #21, Driving

December 16, 2014
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Bad Artist #21, Driving

DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me.   DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to…

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Bad Artist #20, Grammar

December 7, 2014
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Bad Artist #20, Grammar

GRAMMAR HAIKU #1 It is a truism. Good grammar and chocolates Will impress your date.   GRAMMAR HAIKU #2 Remember tonight, Lust is fleeting but grammar Endures forever. – Paul R. De Lancey,  Bad Artist…

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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

December 4, 2014
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Bad Artist #19, Laundry

LAUNDRY HAIKU #1 Laundry, oh laundry I hate you. I will hate you. ’till the end of time.   LAUNDRY HAIKU #2 You, pile of laundry, I so wanted to eat out. But then I…

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