“Goooooooooooooooooooool!” RIP, Pele

10 Product Placements For World Cup Team Names #4 Will Make You Want To Drink Up Win or Lose! United States Of America Colors of Benetton Poland Spring Waters Circle UK Mart France […]
Ivory Coast KEDJENOU (chicken stew) INGREDIENTS 2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts 1 eggplant 3 tomatoes 2 jalapeño or other hot peppers 3 garlic cloves 2 onions 3 tablespoons peanut oil ¾ cup chicken stock […]
Germany versus Argentina: Meh. Can’t get excited about this one. Argentina just beat one of my three favorite teams, Netherlands. Germany defeated the United States. Boo! I like German and Argentinian food equally well. And oh […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I was going to make fun of soccer last week, until I realized I’d never actually watched a soccer game. It wasn’t fair, poking fun of something I had no […]
Brazil over Germany. I’m feeling very hemispheric right. I’m also upset about the vicious tackle that took out a Brazilian star. I didn’t see it, but still. I just got reminded how West Germany and Austria […]
France over Germany. I’m a direct descendant of the French emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. I’m ready if they ever come to their senses and restore me to my rightful throne. On the other hand, they did […]
DEFENDING LUIS “MANDIBLES” SUAREZ Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has been banned for nine international matches. We think that’s a little harsh. First off, when his teeth came in contact with Giorgio Chiellini’s shoulder, did […]
I’m betting Marco Borriello didn’t play for Italy in the World Cup. He’s apt to come up with an excuse. He’s had some doozies like the one below when he tested positive for steroids. Check […]