Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway. Does anyone want to swap […]
Tag: panties
Please Remove My Granny Panties
I’m ashamed to say it. I can’t believe it myself. But the following words actually came out of my mouth the other night just before I went to bed. “Dear, if I die during the […]
Commando In Chief
I want everyone reading this to sit down immediately. It’s important because what I’m about to say will not only be life changing – it may in fact be the single greatest discovery one woman […]
Who Forgets Their Panties?
For the past few weeks, there have been two pairs of panties lying on the table in the laundry room. I’ll admit that I’ve become obsessed with them. Don’t worry, not in a creepy way. […]
That guy is way too happy about this
It’s good to be happy. The chemicals produced by happiness are far more potent that the stuff Sugartastic Daddy John can get his hands on, on the street or so the word on the street […]
No Panties Allowed
I recently saw this sign outside the Wal-mart dressing rooms. I’ll have to be more conscientious about following the rules next time. I wonder what the attendant woud say if I stripped out of my […]
Lingerie Football League and Fantasy Maid Service: Have We Completely Lost our Minds?
Sad news from the world of sports: The Lingerie Football League or LFL will not play the 2012 season. While I was not disheartened by this news, many…and I mean many…were. But, for those of […]
No one wears the trousers in our relationship
Sometimes Jill Y gets real bossy and insists that I do everything she says. I don’t know who made her the boss of me? It definitely wasn’t me. It was probably my boss. The other […]