Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/6/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the directorial debut of ScarJo at Cannes, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release […]
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July 21 – National Crazy Day: The Lighter Side of the Moon Child
As a citizen of this planet who is intimately familiar with this particular date, I nominate July 21st to be National Crazy Day. In 2009, I celebrated National Crazy Day with a Total Eclipse of […]
Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos
This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this […]
Who Forgets Their Panties?
For the past few weeks, there have been two pairs of panties lying on the table in the laundry room. I’ll admit that I’ve become obsessed with them. Don’t worry, not in a creepy way. […]
Pros and Cons of Surviving 2011
Whenever I approach a new year, I like to take stock of what I survived. I like to think of myself less as a time traveler stuck in forward linear motion at an uninterruptible rate […]