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Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos

September 1, 2014


This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this weekend. She joins an illustrious group that includes Scarlett Johansson and Kaley Cuoco.

I don’t understand why celebrities who know they’re the constant targets of hackers take nude selfies on their cell phones. Why not use a regular digital camera that can’t be hacked? Or, better yet, have Leonardo DiCaprio sketch you and lock the finished product away in a safe.

I have also been a victim of this heinous cybercrime. My iPhone contained naked pictures of me and was hacked. Except instead of leaking the photos online, the hackers deleted them.

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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15 Responses to Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos

  1. September 3, 2014 at 8:53 am

    I feel like there’s nothing left to say here, so I’m going to go and take some tasteful selfies that no one want to see.

    • September 5, 2014 at 12:32 am

      Tasteful selfies. What a novel concept.

  2. Deb Martin-Webster
    September 2, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    Be happy they chose to delete yours Mario; they posted mine with circles,arrows and the caption Ewwww. 🙁

    • September 3, 2014 at 1:05 am

      Oh, man, that’s rough, Deb. I guess I dodged a bullet there, huh?

  3. September 2, 2014 at 11:35 am

    “…why not have Leonardo DiCaprio sketch you…” hahaha! Exactly! Why do celebrities have naked pics hovering around in the cloud? Look, there are things we mere mortals can’t do because we’re not famous, like vacationing at our summer cottages in the Hamptons. And there are some things that -gasp- celebs can’t do, like keeping naked photos stored on their iPhones. Can’t have it all, JLaw.

    • September 3, 2014 at 1:10 am

      So true. I mean I don’t own a private island I can go to on a whim. If you’re a celeb who’s going to put your junk on your phone, it’s the price you have to pay.

  4. September 2, 2014 at 7:36 am

    Mario, I cannot believe they would delete your photos. No accounting for taste I guess?

  5. September 2, 2014 at 7:21 am

    This is why I chose BillYnakedpictures as my iCloud password. Wait…Wat?.

  6. Bill Y Ledden
    September 2, 2014 at 6:04 am

    This is why I chose BillYnakedpictures as my iCloud password. Wait…Wat?

    • September 3, 2014 at 1:12 am

      No way. That’s my iCloud password too.

  7. Kathy Minicozzi
    September 2, 2014 at 12:06 am

    But Mario, you weren’t wearing an expensive piece of jewelry that everyone was looking for around your neck. That makes a big difference. 😉

    • September 2, 2014 at 12:42 am

      True. No one ever seems to want my Batman decoder ring.

  8. September 2, 2014 at 12:00 am

    With celebrities, there’s a certain amount of denial involved … and youth.

    • September 2, 2014 at 12:43 am

      Oh, yes, youth and denial go hand in hand when it comes to celebrities.

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