Am I the only one who camped out in front of the post office to score some crazy deals on some stamps only to find out they don’t open early?
What do Mayor McCheese and a recently deceased presidential candidate have in common? They both try to McGovern.
The Curiosity rover drove 10 feet without hitting anything on Mars. Wow, that makes it better than 74% of the drivers in Florida.
White House dog Bo is on a diet. Republicans say they are not surprised since Bo ate his food very liberally.
Energized by the success of the Mars Curiosity Lander, NASA scientist are planning on sending a rover to a new inhospitable area… Alabama.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Cuba Gooding Jr. Finally justice has been done to anyone who watched the movie Snow Dogs.