Dear Lord, please forgive my uncontrollable laughter at our 80-year-old Grandpa Wilbert’s response to my kids’ innocent question. When they came for a visit, little Kenny asked if he had seen Grandma’ Clara’s Jenga? He […]
Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]
Dear Lord, please give me the fortitude to restrain my bewilderment of my grandparents alternative vacation decision. When grandma told me she was taking grandpa on a “Senior Citizen’s European Cowboy Adventure”, this is not […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my aging grandmother that dressing her pet monkey as my lazy Grandpa Barry won’t get her the Two-For-One Early Bird Special Dinner discount, Amen.