Fraud! Moby Dick Was Not a Whale
Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]
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Flatbread and Why Our Leaders Don’t Mime
Tajikistani Appetizer NON (Flat Bread) INGREDIENTS 2¼ cups flour (2 more tablespoons later) ¾ teaspoon salt ¾ teaspoon sugar 2¼ teaspoons yeast ½ cup water ½ cup plain yogurt 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (1⅔ tablespoons […]
The Saga of the iSperm
So, here’s the scene: Little girls setting the table. Twenty-something girls making matzo balls. Fifty/sixty-something women chopping apples, peeling potatoes and frying onions. And an eighty-something woman, the matriarch of this family, supervising the activities. […]
Two out of three ain’t bad.
As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus […]
What To Do About Sperm
Are you hoping to find that magic cream, pill or lotion that will give you flawless, youthful skin? Well, actress Heather Locklear has the answer, and it’s a remedy you probably won’t find on a […]
We Are All Orgasms Revisited
Originally Published on Theresa Wiza’s wordpress Blog If you think the title is a typo and that I meant to write, “organisms,” you would be wrong. Look around. What do you see roaming the planet? […]
Why is my sperm so powerful?
Thirsty Dave is a powerful man. We’re not talking about physical strength although it did take 4 barmen to remove him from the barman who foolishly told him that the bar was closed. The thirsty […]
Sperm Selection
Posted Originally on WordPress: August 18, 2010 The process of conception resulting in pregnancy has always fascinated me. I imagine sperm rushing toward the egg in a frantic race to be the first one accepted. […]