As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus performers. If we’re unlucky, they might have found religion and if we’re massively unlucky, they might find themselves involved in a religion that throws stuff at circus performers. I needed to make some money so I decided to hit the sperm bank. I’m very selective when it comes to banking so I always do some research before I choose where I will deposit my product. Two out of three users recommended this fine establishment:
Still trying to get my hands around the imaginary family!
It’ll probably take a while but once I make it fashionable, everyone is going to want an imaginary family!
Oh god in heaven! That’s hilarious
It’s put me off yogurt forever!