Two out of three ain’t bad.

As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus performers. If we’re unlucky, they might have found religion and if we’re massively unlucky, they might find themselves involved in a religion that throws stuff at circus performers. I needed to make some money so I decided to hit the sperm bank. I’m very selective when it comes to banking so I always do some research before I choose where I will deposit my product. Two out of three users recommended this fine establishment:


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4 thoughts on “Two out of three ain’t bad.”

    1. It’ll probably take a while but once I make it fashionable, everyone is going to want an imaginary family!

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