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Janie believes that when the world is falling apart, we're just one laugh away from putting it together again. She is proud to be named a 2013 BlogHer Voice of the Year. To learn more about Janie and her books and blogs visit her website www.JanieEmaus.com.

SchizoFriendia

September 10, 2014 Janie Emaus

After several months of self-diagnosis, I have come to the conclusion that I have SchizoFriendia. Before I tell you my symptoms, I’d like to back up a bit and explain the root of this problem, which […]

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The Real Meaning Behind Your Ring Tone

July 16, 2014July 16, 2014 Janie Emaus

As if there weren’t already enough tags for our identity, it’s suggested that I should personalize my ring tone! I tell you, Alexandra Graham bell must be rolling over in his grave. I’m sure he […]

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The Saga of the iSperm

June 25, 2014June 25, 2014 Janie Emaus

So, here’s the scene: Little girls setting the table. Twenty-something girls making matzo balls. Fifty/sixty-something women chopping apples, peeling potatoes and frying onions. And an eighty-something woman, the matriarch of this family, supervising the activities. […]

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