The Place to Take a Humor Break
I had this for breakfast. 1) Woke up again, showered, and dressed. The streak continues. 2) Had cereal and sausage for breakfast. You know it’s only a matter of time before someone sells Sausage Cereal(tm). […]
My hearing is not always the best, so I sometimes misinterpret lyrics. Often I understand them correctly, as in the case of: “Spare him his life from this monstrosity” from Bohemian Rhapsody I’m delighted therefore […]
American Breakfast MAPLE SAUSAGE PATTIES INGREDIENTS 1 pound ground pork 5 teaspoons maple syrup ½ teaspoon garlic powder ¾ teaspoon fennel seeds ¾ teaspoon garlic powder ¼ teaspoon nutmeg ½ teaspoon onion […]
Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]
Are you an introvert who loves to dine out? Did you visit Florence, Italy only to be terrified by the mobs of tourists who completely fill entire streets? Do you love Chinese and Italian food, […]
British Entree TOAD IN THE HOLE INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ¼ teaspoon mustard powder ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons butter 3 eggs 1¼ cups milk 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (2 more tablespoons later) 2 pounds […]
Bosnian Entree ĆEVAPI (sausage) INGREDIENTS 2 cloves garlic 1 small onion 1 pound ground beef 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon paprika 1 teaspoon parsley 1 teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt […]
British Entree BANGERS AND MASH INGREDIENTS 1 large onion 2 pounds potatoes 5 tablespoons butter (2 tablespoons more later) 6 tablespoons milk ½ tablespoon mustard ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt 8 pork sausages (Do […]
Fusion Entree POWEGIAN BREAKFAST BURRITO INGREDIENTS ½ white onion 1 tomato 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 4 ounce can diced green chiles 6 eggs (1 more egg later) 18 8″ flour tortillas 1 pound Italian […]
Italian Entree SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 pizza crust 2 cups pasta sauce (see recipe) 8 ounces sausage meat 4 ounces sliced pepperoni 1 ½ pounds mozzarella cheese SPECIAL UTENSIL 16″ pizza pan PREPARATION […]