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Great Arctic Eats – Utsjoki, Finland
Great Arctic Eats – Utsjoki, Finland ° Are you a diner who shuns crowds, but loves saunas* and watching reindeer ? Do you love words with “aa” in them, such as “kalastaa,” the Finnish word […]
Great Arctic Eats – Kotzebue, Alaska
Are you an introvert who loves to dine out? Did you visit Florence, Italy only to be terrified by the mobs of tourists who completely fill entire streets? Do you love Chinese and Italian food, […]
A RETURN TO “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”
A RETURN TO TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney […]
The War on Christmas: A Film by Ken Burns
It has now been over six and one-half years since the War began, and still no end in sight. It is a brutal war. One that pits brother against brother, elf against gnome, reindeer against reindeer, […]
Heat Stroke Warnings Issued For Santa Due to Unusually Hot Christmas Weather
Washington, D.C – With temperatures climbing into the upper 70’s or maybe higher in much of the United States on Christmas Eve, The National Institute of Health has issued Santa heat stroke warnings. Please follow […]
Greek Lemon Chicken and Santa’s Beach Babes
Greek Entree LEMON CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1 tablespoon oregano 1 teaspoon rosemary ½ teaspoon thyme 1½ pounds boneless chicken SPECIAL UTENSIL 9″ casserole dish PREPARATION […]
My Impossible Christmas List
Each year, I make out my Christmas list and I say, “Don’t spend a lot on me. Just get me something special.” Well, in case anyone wondered what would be special to me, here is […]
Reasons why Finland is cooler than you.
This existence of mine, this head I inhabit is not easy to understand. If hard work paid off, I’d be 784 times poorer than the 1834 Poor Law. Some people in this world are convinced […]