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A RETURN TO “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS”

December 16, 2017
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A RETURN TO TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring we were all totally soused. The stockings were hung by the chimney…

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The War on Christmas:  A Film by Ken Burns

December 19, 2016
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The War on Christmas:   A Film by Ken Burns

It has now been over six and one-half years  since the War began, and still no end in sight. It is a brutal war.  One that pits brother against brother, elf against gnome,  reindeer against reindeer,…

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Heat Stroke Warnings Issued For Santa Due to Unusually Hot Christmas Weather

December 21, 2015
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Washington, D.C – With temperatures climbing into the upper 70’s or maybe higher in much of the United States on Christmas Eve, The National Institute of Health has issued Santa heat stroke warnings.  Please follow…

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Greek Lemon Chicken and Santa’s Beach Babes

September 11, 2014
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Greek Lemon Chicken and Santa’s Beach Babes

Greek Entree LEMON CHICKEN INGREDIENTS 4 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1 tablespoon oregano 1 teaspoon rosemary ½ teaspoon thyme 1½ pounds boneless chicken SPECIAL UTENSIL 9″ casserole dish PREPARATION…

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My Impossible Christmas List

December 21, 2013
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My Impossible Christmas List

Each year, I make out my Christmas list and I say, “Don’t spend a lot on me. Just get me something special.”  Well, in case anyone wondered what would be special to me, here is…

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Reasons why Finland is cooler than you.

Reasons why Finland is cooler than you.

This existence of mine, this head I inhabit is not easy to understand. If hard work paid off, I’d be 784 times poorer than the 1834 Poor Law. Some people in this world are convinced…

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