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The War on Christmas:  A Film by Ken Burns

December 19, 2016
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The War on Christmas:   A Film by Ken Burns

It has now been over six and one-half years  since the War began, and still no end in sight. It is a brutal war.  One that pits brother against brother, elf against gnome,  reindeer against reindeer,…

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Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?

December 7, 2016
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North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to…

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The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition)

December 15, 2014
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The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition) Planning for a happy homemade holiday? This year will you be giving of yourself in the form of knitted sweaters, hand dipped candles, or home-brewed craft beers to…

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Unicorn Bites 1/30/14

January 30, 2014
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2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at…

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Santa Leaks

July 31, 2013
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Santa Leaks

I was browsing Nordstrom’s online site for dresses and shoes. I signed off and then immediately signed onto my website Humoroutcasts.com and Facebook. There on both pages were Nordstrom ads that contained the merchandise I…

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Santa’s New Elves

November 29, 2012
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It’s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa’s using underpaid Asians as his elves now. Neal MayhemRadio idiot, b-o-o-b lover, disgust causerMore Posts…

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The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

December 9, 2011
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The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview

    A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as…

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