What are Santa Claus’ costs? It must cost a fortune to ship lathes and other tooling machines to the North Pole? How does Santa pay for the elves’ housing? Indeed, how does he pay his […]
It has now been over six and one-half years since the War began, and still no end in sight. It is a brutal war. One that pits brother against brother, elf against gnome, reindeer against reindeer, […]
North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to […]
The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition) Planning for a happy homemade holiday? This year will you be giving of yourself in the form of knitted sweaters, hand dipped candles, or home-brewed craft beers to […]
2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at […]
I was browsing Nordstrom’s online site for dresses and shoes. I signed off and then immediately signed onto my website Humoroutcasts.com and Facebook. There on both pages were Nordstrom ads that contained the merchandise I […]
It’s expected that 48% of kids under age 12 will ask Santa for an iPad. Just as well as Santa’s using underpaid Asians as his elves now.
A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as […]