An After Christmas Ritual
(Bonus points if you can identify all the TV shows referenced.) Santa Claus had this ritual, one he followed every year after he finished delivering gifts for all those little boys and girls. […]
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Wanda Wunder Wonders About Santa and Advertising
What are Santa Claus’ costs? It must cost a fortune to ship lathes and other tooling machines to the North Pole? How does Santa pay for the elves’ housing? Indeed, how does he pay his […]
The War on Christmas: A Film by Ken Burns
It has now been over six and one-half years since the War began, and still no end in sight. It is a brutal war. One that pits brother against brother, elf against gnome, reindeer against reindeer, […]
Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?
North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to […]
The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition)
The 2014 DIY Joke Guide (Holiday Edition) Planning for a happy homemade holiday? This year will you be giving of yourself in the form of knitted sweaters, hand dipped candles, or home-brewed craft beers to […]
Unicorn Bites 1/30/14
2 inches of snow forced kids in Atlanta to spend the night at school. Canadians have a word for that much snow. It’s “summer.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 30, 2014 Boss: Stop swearing at […]
Santa Leaks
I was browsing Nordstrom’s online site for dresses and shoes. I signed off and then immediately signed onto my website Humoroutcasts.com and Facebook. There on both pages were Nordstrom ads that contained the merchandise I […]
The Real Mrs. Claus: An Exclusive Interview
A few months ago, I received an email from an editor asking me to interview the real Mrs. Claus. I guess she thought I would give this assignment the attention it needed as […]