Breaking: Paul Ryan Named to FOX Board of Directors, Axing Rumors of Munsters’ Reboot
Tag: Paul Ryan
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
“What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “ If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers will come down on us heavy!” “First off, I […]
Holidays Meet Humor – Santa Claus is Coming to Town…or is He?
North Pole, December 2017 – There are problems afoot in the North Pole. On the Santa-Elf closed Facebook group page, a notice has been posted that has no one jingling with delight. Apparently, according to […]
Face The Nation?
Is this the face of someone who will inspires confidence in our government or the face of someone who just had a bad driver’s license photo taken at the DMV? […]
Paul Ryan Demands Equal Time Split Between Playing With Kids, Destroying America
Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan, being pressured to accept the role of Speaker of the House as John Boehner steps down, seems to be open to the prospect as long as he is able to maintain […]
Pope Dines With Homeless, Paul Ryan Arrives Hours Later to Re-wash Dishes
After Pope Francis’ address to the United States Congress yesterday, he declined many meal invites from the lawmakers in order to dine with area homeless people in Washington, D.C. Francis instead blessed a meal for […]
Paul Ryan Wants to Know
After Sarah Palin congratulated Paul Ryan for being named the GOP running mate of Mitt Romney, he asked her a burning question that only she woud know: “How soon can I expect reality shows and Dancing with the […]