Drinking and Driving
It looks blurry because you’ve drunk too much. Most of us have never had a DUI offense. We simply don’t drink enough to have an illegal Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) high enough for a citation. […]
Tag: DMV
Public Service Announcement – Online DMV Tests
Plate tectonics My friend wanted to take the online DMV test. Her friend said it would be easier than driving to the DMV and taking the written driving test. So she plugged away on her […]
Bergamot Lavender Charcoal Soap
BERGAMOT LAVENDER CHARCOAL SOAP INGREDIENTS 2 pounds charcoal soap base ½ teaspoon bergamot essential oil ½ teaspoon lavender essential oil isopropyl alcohol or butter to coat molding isopropyl alcohol to spray away bubbles […]
The Art of Mild Insulting – Part 2
Art of mild insulting – Part 2 Face it, the people out there are unbridled arguers. Just five seconds of listening transforms you from the president of pleasantness to a hardened spewer of profanities that […]
Fun Things to Do at the DMV
Dance as a Greek goddess at the DMV Everybody knows that waiting in line at the DMV is the most soul-sucking experience imaginable. But we are all wrong. Just because the slow lines inside the […]
Face The Nation?
Is this the face of someone who will inspires confidence in our government or the face of someone who just had a bad driver’s license photo taken at the DMV? […]
Qurotob (Bread Salad) and the Complete History of Life
Tajik Entree QUROTOB (Bread Salad) INGREDIENTS – SALAD 2 pita loaves 1½ tablespoons olive oil (1½ more tablespoons later) 1 onion 2 green onions 1½ tablespoons olive oil 2 cups Greek yogurt ½ cup hot […]
Moravian Christmas Cookies, the DMV, and Murder
Czech Dessert MORAVIAN CHRISTMAS COOKIES INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon baking soda 1½ tablespoons warm water 1 cup brown sugar 1¼ cups molasses ½ cup shortening or lard 4 cups flour 1 teaspoon cinnamon ¾ teaspoon ground […]
My Not-To-Do List – Part 3
It’s an awesome responsibility with millions of people looking to me for guidance on what no to do today, so I approached today’s list with great thought. So, here are the things I won’t be […]
How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War
If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]