Have You Ever Worked THIS HARD to Get YOUR Driver’s License?
Last month I moved from one town to another within the same county. Like a good citizen, State Farm is there – huh? Wait – no. That’s not right. Neighbor. Neighbor. Anyway, I drove to […]
Tag: DMV
Unicorn Bites 1/21/14
Me: It’s cold. You need a hat. 3-year-old daughter: But it’ll mess up my hair. She put fashion ahead of comfort. She’s officially a woman. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 21, 2014 When my wife […]
Finally, A Victory
I’ve been engaged in a long-running skirmish with the DMV. Whenever I get my picture taken for a new license, I try something minor to add a bit of flair to my picture. I always […]
Are You Dead Yet?
Not too long ago, a woman woke up in an ER in Syracuse, NY just in the nick of time. It seems that despite a nurse’s concerns that the patient was not dead because she […]
Fire Penguin Disco Panda
The man with the permanent smile, insisted on being called “Panda”. There was no way that I was not going to ask him why he wished to be addressed by such a ridiculous name so […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Thomas Sullivan
This week, my guest was the talented humor writer and author Thomas Sullivan. I always love when Thomas stops by to chat. He is definitely a colorful storyteller! Click on Thomas’ name below to hear […]
Fun At The DMV
Walking into the DMV to register our car, I consider the Buddhist belief that enlightenment requires a “joyful embrace of the sorrows of the world.” If there’s one perfect place to test this hypothesis, it’s […]
Who Will NOT Receive any of my Mega Millions Lottery Winnings
I have been talking to fellow HumorOutcasts.com writer Deb Martin Webster about our future Mega Million Dollar Lottery Win. I am happy to report that Deb is on board for sharing the Mega fortunes no […]