I overheard my 3-year-old say, “I love your mustache.” When we got home I gave her ice cream because she said it to my mother-in-law. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 25, 2013 Divorce […]
Dear Lord, forgive me for my comment to the DMV worker when I asked how long it took to grow the exceptionally well maintained handle-bar mustache . . . she was not amused, Amen.