I was browsing Nordstrom’s online site for dresses and shoes. I signed off and then immediately signed onto my website Humoroutcasts.com and Facebook. There on both pages were Nordstrom ads that contained the merchandise I had just looked at. Coincidence, I think not. Some believe it’s the NSA spying on my shopping choices and using this information to thwart terrorism. Frankly, I don’t buy that. I prefer to believe that the spy is the one and only Santa Claus who tracks my shopping habits so he can give the info to the elves so they can make my gifts for Christmas. See how much better life is when we put a happy and positive spin on the news?
This would explain why porn is on almost all of the sites I visit!
Ain’t no one spying on Santa, too risky.
Yes Virginia…err Donna…there is a Santa Claus!
And more important, he shops at Nordstrom’s. Life is good!