The National Security Agency recently released the following statement:
“The NSA has intercepted a digital photograph with broad implications for national security. The black-and-white image shows what the agency believes to be a low grade missile. The round-shaped warhead on the weapon suggests a possible Iranian origin”.
“The missile appears to be suspended in the air and hidden between a pair of large trees. The size of the trees and the fine nature their moss suggests that the missile is being hidden in an old-growth forest in the Pacific Northwest. Given that the photo is shot directly downward from above, the agency believes that the picture was taken by eco-radicals living in a tree-house”.
“We are taking the highly unusual step of publicizing this threat in order to engage the public’s help in identifying the perpetrators.”
But today the NSA released a corrective follow-up statement:
“The NSA apologizes for what it has determined to be a false threat. Upon further analysis we have determined that the picture is actually a photograph of Anthony Weiner’s dick.”