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Fraud! Moby Dick Was Not a Whale
Moby Dick was to be portrayed by a whale in the movie with the same name. There are, of course, sperm whales that can be hired for the role. However, sperm whales know they have […]
If The Stewardess’s On Your Plane To New Zealand Start Doing ‘The Haka’ FOR GOD’S SAKES JUMP OUT!!!!
Relationships between the U.S. and New Zealand are at an all-time low. This should have been obvious to me when I got on the plane for New Zealand and the stewardesses performed the ‘haka’ ( […]
Japan To Continue Whaling For Science’s Need To Know How Delicious Whale Meat Is
With a mission to kill 333 whales, Japan has sent its first whaling fleet to the Antarctic Ocean in more than a year. The expedition has launched despite an International Court of Justice ruling prohibiting […]
Lamb Burger and Mary’s Little Lamb Has GPS
New Zealander Entree LAMB BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon marjoram 1½ tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon mint, crushed ¼ […]
Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace
Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric […]