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Bring Back the Rotary Phone

November 7, 2023 Paul De Lancey

Cell phones have certainly enhanced our lives. Or is that they are really death by enhancement? Every day we receive about one butt-dialed call. But, we too have done our share of butt dialing. I […]

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They Say #1,Maturity and Wisdom

February 5, 2023 Paul De Lancey

  – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com  

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Wisdom for Dummies

October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

“Live each day as though it were your last” is just plain foolishness. Who would ever have their teeth cleaned or their oil changed?   Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I […]

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Wisdom for Dummies

May 16, 2019May 16, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

They say #genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, which might explain why geniuses aren’t always that pleasant to be around. Find more dubious wisdom in I Used to Think I Was Not That Bad […]

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More wisdom from inanimate objects

May 17, 2017May 18, 2017 Roxanne Jones

Last year, I wrote a post about how inanimate objects around the house can teach us about life, if we allow ourselves to “listen.” Since then, more everyday items have spoken to me (figuratively, that […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebaby boomers, boomer haiku, everyday things, inanimate objects, life lessons, wisdom

Detours on the road to serenity

April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Molly Stevens

Last week, when Patrick drove home from choir practice and backed into the garage, I did something bizarre. I did not suck the oxygen from the car, offer advice, and shriek “Don’t hit the recycle bin!” […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifehumor, letting go, potholes, road, serenity, Shallow Reflections, wisdom

Free wisdom, by Jim

May 1, 2014 Journey McGuire

My dad stops by almost every morning to have a cup of coffee and enlighten me on some matter of life, whether it be how they manufacture bolts, to how to study for a test, […]

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Late-Thirtysomething Woman Succeeds in Erasing Her Twenties

March 26, 2014March 26, 2014 Emily Schleiger

“I was getting close to 40 and I just felt all this, you know, REGRET, about my 20s,” the woman said.  “So many embarrassing situations, things I wish I’d done differently.  I wished for that […]

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College Humor: Extracting Wisdom

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Dr. Nancy Berk

There’s one familiar milestone on the road to the college launch that doesn’t get much press. Oral surgery. This pre-college dental rite of passage just might be the universe’s way of giving parents one final […]

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