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Deep Fried Mars Bar, Food of the Gods?

June 1, 2018
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Deep Fried Mars Bar, Food of the Gods?

British Dessert DEEP FRIED MARS-TM BARS INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ½ teaspoon salt ½ cup water ¼ cup seltzer water ¼ teaspoon baking powder 5 chilled Mars bars (worldwide version) or Milky WayTM (American version)…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-28-17

April 29, 2017
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Oh my gosh. It’s Friday. So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. You know it will be so as I had overwritten the file with my…

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Shrimp Creole and Space Travel

February 7, 2017
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Cajun Entree SHRIMP CREOLE INGREDIENTS ⅔ cup rice 1½ pounds shrimp will shells on 1⅓ cups water 1 stalk celery 2 garlic cloves 1 green bell pepper 1 large onion 3 tablespoons butter ½ teaspoon…

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Beef Noodle Soup and Susan’s Ladder to Mars

January 15, 2017
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Taiwanese Soup BEEF NOODLE SOUP INGREDIENTS 5 garlic cloves 1 inch ginger root 6 scallions (white part of green onions) 1 Roma tomato 2 Thai chiles or red chiles 8 cups water (or enough to…

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Millionbøf and How to Speak Danish with Just Two Words

July 23, 2016
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MillionBof-

Danish Entree MILLIONBØF INGREDIENTS 1 pound potatoes 1 large onion 2 teaspoons butter 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef (85% lean is best) 2 tablespoons flour 1¾ cups beef stock ¼ teaspoon pepper…

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Top Ten Reasons Water On Mars Won’t Change Your Life: I Need More Than a Drink

September 29, 2015
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So NASA says they have discovered running water on mars. It’s great news if you’re planning a vacation there, although the first planned manned mission is in 2030. By then I will be a bit…

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The Mysterious Woman from Mars?

August 10, 2015
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The internet is all in a tizzy over the mysterious photo NASA received from Mars. The image in question shows what UFO experts (the experts who think aliens created the pyramids and Donald Trump) say is a…

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Veldt Bread and Flying Sand

November 9, 2014
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Veldt Bread and Flying Sand

Namibian Appetizer VELDT BREAD INGREDIENTS 3½ cups wheat flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 3½ tablespoons brown sugar ½ teaspoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon ground cloves ½ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter (additional 2…

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Unicorn Bites 6/8/14

June 9, 2014
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Him: Give $1 to save the planet? Me: I’ll give $2 to save 2 planets Him: Me: I pick Venus & Mars Him Me: But not Earth. Fuck that place — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June…

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NASA Releases Stunning Pictures of Mars Which Just Look Like a Lot of Dirt

February 26, 2014
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NASA Releases Stunning Pictures of Mars Which Just Look Like a Lot of Dirt

Yesterday, NASA released dozens of stunning photos which were taken from the Mars rover. The images rapidly went viral, being shared millions of times over social media, despite appearing to be just pictures of orange…

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