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Back to the Fridge

August 30, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I started the day by contemplating the infinite. Having thusly penetrated all the secrets of the universe, I attempted a minor reorganization of the fridge. Why not? I was on a roll. Space need to […]

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What I Did Today

April 9, 2024April 9, 2024 Paul De Lancey

I got a standing ovation! I got up and contemplated the infinite; it’s quite complex. After that I showered and dressed. I went to one of my exercise classes. Helped a friend I had to […]

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What I Did Today

January 31, 2024 Paul De Lancey

My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]

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