The Place to Take a Humor Break
Bolivian Breakfast QUINOA API INGREDIENTS 1¼ cups quinoa2¾ cups milk2⅔ cups water1 cinnamon stick1 tablespoon honey2½ tablespoons sugar¼ teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL fine-mesh colander Serves 4. Takes 45 minutes. PREPARATION Rinse quinoa in colander. […]
My fridge is so disorganized. I just discovered I have two 14-ounce containers of mustard. The label says 79 servings. That’s 158 servings of mustard in a home where there are no hot dogs—that I […]
Was it a sign of the end of the world? Should we stocking up on mini-tacos? All I know for sure is that in my town of Poway, cultural an and capital of San Diego […]
I don’t know why I did it. I was half-asleep and annoyed, but that’s no excuse. It was a pure case of mental age regression. I don’t know any other way to explain it. It […]
Antarctic Entree ICE CUBES INGREDIENT water SPECIAL UTENSILS glacier pick axe Siberian husky panniers Van Gogh painting Twinkie monastery Porsche PREPARATION – If you live near a glacier. Take pick axe to glacier. Shatter a […]
“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]
One of the nice things about a fridge is its door. If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]
Is it me or does the turkey wreak havoc on our homes this time of year? I feel sorry for the birds and have considered alternative meal plans, but then I get hit with the […]
