A sturdy, flat-bottom canvas bag is only good for grocery shopping if you remember to bring it to the store.
There are times when real life is funnier than fiction. I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies: Lady #1: (fumbling in her […]
Me: *unloads the groceries* 4-year-old: You forgot to buy cookies. Me: I didn’t want to buy cookies. 4: Now she knows monsters are real. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2014 Me: Every single one […]
Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff? Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working […]