There are times when real life is funnier than fiction. I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies:
Lady #1: (fumbling in her coat pockets) “Oh Lord, I can’t find my cell phone.
Lady #2: “Did you look in your pockets?”
Lady #1: (Stares at friend) “YES, and it’s not there! I KNOW I had it when I came in.”
Lady #2: “When I can’t find my phone I just call my cell number and listen for the ring.”
Lady #1: ???
Lady #2: ???
Lady #1: “Did you take your meds today?”