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Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5

January 30, 2015
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Where is my #2&%$# cell phone!

Where is my #2&%$# cell phone!

There are times when real life is funnier than fiction.  I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies:

Lady #1: (fumbling in her coat pockets) “Oh Lord, I can’t find my cell phone.

Lady #2: “Did you look in your pockets?”

Lady #1: (Stares at friend) “YES, and it’s not there!  I KNOW I had it when I came in.”

Lady #2: “When I can’t find my phone I just call my cell number and listen for the ring.”

Lady #1: ???

Lady #2: ???

Lady #1: “Did you take your meds today?”

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    January 31, 2015 at 11:25 pm

    I hate to admit this, but Lady No. 2 and I must have been separated at birth. LOL!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 1, 2015 at 3:06 pm

      I don’t think so Kathy. Both needed to up their meds! OMG, I’m still laughing when I think about woman number two’s facial expressions. Priceless!

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    January 31, 2015 at 9:22 am

    I think Lady #2 is so together that she brings 2 cell phones with her!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      January 31, 2015 at 12:29 pm

      Bill Y I think Lady #2’s phone may communicate with aliens, I’m just sayin’ . . .

  3. January 30, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    okay, one time my battery on my car went dead and a man offered to jump start it but his car was parked a few rows over in the parking lot. He said he would be right back with his car to which I said, “Oh, don’t walk, hop in my car and I’ll drive you to your car.” He just looked at me as if I had two heads. oops.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      January 31, 2015 at 12:30 pm

      LOL, too funny Donna . . . eh, did you take your meds?? 😉

  4. Deb Martin-Webster
    January 30, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    It was an actual conversation Forrest. I had to slam my hand with a can of corn to stop laughing!

  5. January 30, 2015 at 8:04 pm

    Doh!



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