Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5

Where is my #2&%$# cell phone!
Where is my #2&%$# cell phone!

There are times when real life is funnier than fiction.  I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies:

Lady #1: (fumbling in her coat pockets) “Oh Lord, I can’t find my cell phone.

Lady #2: “Did you look in your pockets?”

Lady #1: (Stares at friend) “YES, and it’s not there!  I KNOW I had it when I came in.”

Lady #2: “When I can’t find my phone I just call my cell number and listen for the ring.”

Lady #1: ???

Lady #2: ???

Lady #1: “Did you take your meds today?”

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8 thoughts on “Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5”

    1. I don’t think so Kathy. Both needed to up their meds! OMG, I’m still laughing when I think about woman number two’s facial expressions. Priceless!

    1. Bill Y I think Lady #2’s phone may communicate with aliens, I’m just sayin’ . . .

  1. okay, one time my battery on my car went dead and a man offered to jump start it but his car was parked a few rows over in the parking lot. He said he would be right back with his car to which I said, “Oh, don’t walk, hop in my car and I’ll drive you to your car.” He just looked at me as if I had two heads. oops.

  2. It was an actual conversation Forrest. I had to slam my hand with a can of corn to stop laughing!

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