There are times when real life is funnier than fiction. I was waiting in a self-checkout line at our local supermarket when I overheard this conversation between to elderly ladies:
Lady #1: (fumbling in her coat pockets) “Oh Lord, I can’t find my cell phone.
Lady #2: “Did you look in your pockets?”
Lady #1: (Stares at friend) “YES, and it’s not there! I KNOW I had it when I came in.”
Lady #2: “When I can’t find my phone I just call my cell number and listen for the ring.”
Lady #1: ???
Lady #2: ???
Lady #1: “Did you take your meds today?”
8 thoughts on “Attention Shoppers, Cell Phone in Aisle-5”
I hate to admit this, but Lady No. 2 and I must have been separated at birth. LOL!
I don’t think so Kathy. Both needed to up their meds! OMG, I’m still laughing when I think about woman number two’s facial expressions. Priceless!
I think Lady #2 is so together that she brings 2 cell phones with her!
Bill Y I think Lady #2’s phone may communicate with aliens, I’m just sayin’ . . .
okay, one time my battery on my car went dead and a man offered to jump start it but his car was parked a few rows over in the parking lot. He said he would be right back with his car to which I said, “Oh, don’t walk, hop in my car and I’ll drive you to your car.” He just looked at me as if I had two heads. oops.
LOL, too funny Donna . . . eh, did you take your meds?? 😉
It was an actual conversation Forrest. I had to slam my hand with a can of corn to stop laughing!
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