Tweet Wisdom – Paul Lander
Tag: National Enquirer
Trump + Pecker = Dirtiest Campaign Ever?
All these candidates have been sniped at – sexual innuendos, accusations of drug use, child neglect, etc – by the biggest media sniper of them all, The National Enquirer, and all the behest of or […]
Playboy Says Goodbye to Nudity?
Playboy Magazine announced that it will be going non-nude as of March 2016. The publishing icon decided to do away with naked pictures after launching a safe-for-work site that proved readers truly seek out the […]
The Disgrace that is Nancy Grace
Nancy Grace is in trouble again, but this time the big-mouthed crime crusader is being sued for publicly identifying an innocent man as a criminal and labeling him a serial killer on her show. The […]
The Halloween Horror Campaign
With Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire A new neighbor named Rex stopped over to tell us he plans to launch the Super Duper Halloween Election Spectacular. “What are you campaigning for?” I asked Rex, unaware […]
Sex and Driving: the Ultimate Distraction?
A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]
ESPN Ethics Seminar
ESPN is holding a seminar on journalism ethics. Keynote speakers include The National Enquirer, The Star and Rupert Murdoch. As expected, the seminar is sold out. Topics to include: 1.How to insert your opinion into […]
I want Fun in the Sun
I love the beach. It’s a mystery as to why I love the beach since so many things about the beach bug me. As I have written before, sharks scare the crap out of […]