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Famous Sayings

April 9, 2017April 9, 2017 Paul De Lancey

  “I see,” said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. – anonymous “I hear,” said the deaf man as he gathered his flock and heard. – Phil Anderer “I feel,” […]

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Custard Pie and Cranky Hippos

September 24, 2014 Paul De Lancey

South African Dessert CUSTARD PIE (melktert) INGREDIENTS – PASTRY 2 cups flour (1 teaspoon plus 3 tablespoons more later) 1 teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon salt (¼ teaspoon more later) ½ cup chilled butter (1½ […]

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I want Fun in the Sun

June 21, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  I love the beach. It’s a mystery as to why I love the beach since so many things about the beach bug me.  As I have written before, sharks scare the crap out of […]

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