The Discount-That-Must-Not-Be-Named
BUT NOT THIS ONE … Not long ago, the local Acme Super Market began providing discounts on Tuesdays to a particular class of shoppers. You know who I mean. It is that class of shoppers commonly […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my impulsive behavior. I let the air out of a jerk’s new BMW tires for taking up two disabled parking spaces at the supermarket. I also discovered that an entire pack […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for losing my temper with my father. When he offered to drag the kids along while he was food shopping I didn’t think he meant literally, Amen. P.s. Don’t forget […]
Smoked Lady Parts on Sail?
A co-worker stopped by her local supermarket deli to pick up some lunch meat for her family. She was perusing the selection when she noticed the small, poorly written, misspelled sign advertising, “ Smoked Virgina […]
Plaid Robes, Bunny Slippers, and Marshmallow Fluff
Have you ever craved something bizarre like a marshmallow fluff, banana, chocolate chip sandwich and you are out of marshmallow fluff? Its 12:37 a.m. Saturday morning, it’s raining and you’ve left your only working […]