My Resolutions for 2017

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Every one should have goals. Otherwise, how can we improve ourselves? Here are my resolutions for the new year. Never eat lutefisk. Never eat mushrooms. Nap only when I’m asleep. Understand my new cell phone. […]

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Hello boss, I’m gonna be 714 minutes late for work today.

Netflix understands me better than I understand myself:

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Unicorn Bites 12/6/13

“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]

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